Thursday, March 29, 2007

On pissing people off.....

"You'd better watch it, or she'll be all over you like a dirty shirt.”

Urgent Choice

“I didn’t know whether to crap or go blind.” -- James

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

The squirrels.....




“The squirrels aren’t just in the trees around here”

Trouble

“People go looking for trouble, like there is some kind of reward for it!” - James

Regarding a website

“…it will be just a matter of time before ‘they’ change that creepy little thing again!” (bank website)

Old Classics by Jim

“…like a duck on a junebug”
“…lazier than a pet coon”

Said often.

Comment on March 28, 2007

"Our pen's are like gold" - James, of my recent legal prose.