The size of your problems

Talking about a problem he had a small, short term fix for:

"Its like trying to take out an Elephant with a bb. "

JJW

Check Engine Light

"They should change that check engine light to "Get your wallet ready" light".

JJW

The New Vet

Kristen recommended a vet - hers - who seems to be less um, excessive with the dog. So Dad took Raz in today, and called me with the report.

"I can't believe I got outta there for LESS THAN 150.00! That's never happened before! 89.00!!! I wanted to TIP him!".-JJ

Grocery Shopping

"I'll be hard pressed to go back to the 54th street Meijer anytime soon. There were people who looked like DRUG dealers parking in the handicap spots.... WITHOUT stickers! Teenagers flying through there at 70 miles an hour and kids running amuck."

"There was nothing but lawlessness going on there!" - JJW