If you don't know him - my Dad has a way with words that matches up nicely to his personality. He also has at least one million random facts, that tend to be useless, however finds a way to work them into every day life and makes us ALL laugh.
(Lately a Mom/Barb has come up with a few good ones, so enjoy those as well).
I called dad this morning to say hello, and after a few minutes of chatting he informed me that my mom had emailed me about Sunday, we are going to have a turkey apparently, etc., then closed with
