Memorial day weekend, Mom and Dad were set to go to Chicago. Usually, to "save money" they stay with Grandma and try to sleep on an air matress. As you can imagine, this rarely works out to be a cozy nights sleep.
Well, BabyBoy Wilcome is due any day now. Today we were informed that Tom's wife experienced one of the signs the baby is coming soon (I'll spare the details). Conversation that followed this news:
"Looks like I won't be going to Chicago this weekend! Yesss!
I want to sleep on grandmas floor like I want a venereal disease!"