Satanic influence

"Its like Satan is just poking him in the ass!"

Strawberry Fields

Recently, my friend left for an extended vacation. He asked me to stop over and pick strawberries, as they were in season and he never had a shortage of them....and who doesn't love fresh fruit? So last night I was headed over there and asked if I should put some aside for my parents.

This morning, I get the phone call.

"Hows the strawberry business?"

"uh, good".

"I hear the harvest is great, but the workers are few.".