If you don't know him - my Dad has a way with words that matches up nicely to his personality. He also has at least one million random facts, that tend to be useless, however finds a way to work them into every day life and makes us ALL laugh.
(Lately a Mom/Barb has come up with a few good ones, so enjoy those as well).
Friday, April 13, 2007
Diggin up bones
After bringing in an apparently ill dog, the vet's technician asks my dad "Is your dog eating okay, sir?".
"This s'mornin I gave her a milkbone."
"Oh, and did she eat it?" the tech curiously asks.
Shaking his head with disbelief, "Boy, she donned that bone with AUTHORITY". -jlw