If you don't know him - my Dad has a way with words that matches up nicely to his personality. He also has at least one million random facts, that tend to be useless, however finds a way to work them into every day life and makes us ALL laugh.
(Lately a Mom/Barb has come up with a few good ones, so enjoy those as well).
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Unexpected . . .
When discussing my Mom's unexpected, early return from work (she failed to call until she was in the driveway).
"I'll tell ya what. Good thing I don't cheat on my wife. I'd have been dead TWICE by now."