Facial Hair

"Ah, look at this guy - looks like a nightcrawler took a crap on his lip!"

Deep in thought

After conversing over coffee and the Sunday press, I comment on how my dad has been rather philosophical. After which he replies "Hey, I was just at that ceremony with all of those graduates with their PhD in Philosophy. Maybe the vapors of philosophy floated up my way".

Grand Rapids

"Grand Rapids is a great place to be from".

Love is in the air

"That guy had too much of a taste of the spanish fly . . . he was always in heat". --

"Its a great life, if you don't weaken!" (originates from Barb).

The Mind....

"The mind is the second thing to go..... and I can't remember the first!"