Friday, February 12, 2010


Dad "I will tell ya, those people that think they are getting away with doesn't work that way. What comes around, goes around!"

"He'd (my ex) better watch out! He's gonna find teeth marks in his ass."

Thursday, February 11, 2010


At my brother's house the other night, Jennifer Granholm came on the screen. My dad is repulsed by anything good ole Jenny does, so immediately scowls. Tom proceeds to tell him how Jenny was talking earlier and said something to the affect of "prepare to be wow-ed".

To which dad replies "What, is she gonna go skinny dippin' in the Grand River"?