If you don't know him - my Dad has a way with words that matches up nicely to his personality. He also has at least one million random facts, that tend to be useless, however finds a way to work them into every day life and makes us ALL laugh.
(Lately a Mom/Barb has come up with a few good ones, so enjoy those as well).
After a lenghty discussion about what meat is good meat, why, and how its sliced, I commented that I liked a certain meat with a certain cheese - to which Dad responded with a distant look in his eyes "I don't know that much about cheese" . . . except it taste good on my burger.