If you don't know him - my Dad has a way with words that matches up nicely to his personality. He also has at least one million random facts, that tend to be useless, however finds a way to work them into every day life and makes us ALL laugh. (Lately a Mom/Barb has come up with a few good ones, so enjoy those as well).
Friday, July 11, 2008
OCP
"Whatever. I am not medical. I am NOT medical, at ALL!..... I couldn't tell you the difference between an asprin and a birth control pill." --James
Monday, July 7, 2008
Free Money
Mom and Dad were going to watch Hannah for me a few Fridays back and Dad called with "Just one problem".
"Yeah okay, I can bring her to you, it doesn't matter.....whats up?"
"Well" dad says, taking a sharp, significant breath "the government sent me a letter stating that my stimulus check would be here tomorrow...." he paused.
I was wondering - something like - you can't wait to get home to cash it Saturday morning, when he completed his thought
"Frankly, I don't want to just leave it out on Wilson for the taking".
"Yeah okay, I can bring her to you, it doesn't matter.....whats up?"
"Well" dad says, taking a sharp, significant breath "the government sent me a letter stating that my stimulus check would be here tomorrow...." he paused.
I was wondering - something like - you can't wait to get home to cash it Saturday morning, when he completed his thought
"Frankly, I don't want to just leave it out on Wilson for the taking".
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